Privacy Policy
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The internet, being the big scary place that it is, filled with spammers and hackers and other types of unsavory folks, gets plenty of help from unscrupulous types that could care less how much time it takes you to get through your email every day and so pass along all of the information that they can con you into providing under the guise of getting some neat little widget or knick-knack. The good news is, we're not those kinds of people - and especially not before the second date.When you share your information with us, we understand that you're doing so because there are specific reasons for this. Maybe you want to know the latest news on our latest episode, or perhaps you'd like to know when American and his Spicy Horse lackeys are going to be going on a press tour. We accept that. Because we love you like a brother (or at least close friend), we promise not to give out your email address, name, phone number, or any other kind of personal information to anyone else under any circumstances. We especially swear that we will never post such intimate details on any bathroom walls that we may or may not happen to frequent. They can threaten us with torture, blackmail, or money, and we still won't budge. Your secret is safe with us.